Chem-Cook’s Carryall: Wasteland Wanderer Edition T Shirt

Why settle for a boring rucksack when you can carry your entire chaotic lifestyle on your back? This isn't just a backpack; it's a mobile shrine to bad decisions and superior scavenging skills. Featuring a "custom" collection of pre-war relics, high-yield explosives (handle with care... or don't), and the literal heads of anyone who dared to ask for their caps back, this graphic screams "I don’t negotiate with Settlers, or their hostages!" Perfectly rendered for the back of our Post-Apocalyptic Crimson long-sleeve, this design ensures that while you're walking away from an exploding Vertibird, everyone behind you knows exactly who’s boss. It’s gritty, it’s grimy, and it smells faintly of Jet and victory. Wear it to your next raid, or just while looting the local Super-Duper Mart.