Flowers Fade, Standards Don't T-Shirt Kaffemugg

Outsmart the bouquet trap with deadly beauty. When Valentine’s arrives with flowers that promise forever and wilt by morning, the high-standard ones choose blooms that bite back. Our Venomous Bloom Bouquet T-Shirt ties that savage elegance in a lavish heart-shaped arrangement: exotic emerald-teal and magenta petals hide serpent fangs and poisonous thorns, brass-ribboned stems drip subtle venom nectar, while dense layered foliage conceals tiny wilted love notes and broken hearts. Every detail sharpens the message—gorgeous, guarded, and gloriously unapologetic. Curved dramatically in icy teal script with brass thorns: “Flowers Fade, Standards Don't.” This design empowers singles with sky-high boundaries and anyone tired of settling—perfect for Galentine’s bouquets or everyday floral armor. Search “flowers fade standards don't shirt,” “venomous bouquet graphic tee,” “poison flower valentine apparel,” or “anti dating bloom emblem” and watch it flourish—ornate layers meet fierce sarcasm in vibrant color. Crafted on plush, breathable tri-blend or cotton that feels like luxury loungewear, pre-shrunk, sized XS–5XL for all, and printed with eco-inks that lock in every metallic gleam and jewel tone with razor-sharp edges. No fuss, no shadows—just pure, hard-edged YMLux magic. Why you'll love this: Heart-shaped bouquet of exotic flowers revealing hidden serpent fangs and thorns Emerald-teal and magenta petals dripping subtle venom for deadly gorgeous vibes Brass-ribboned stems and dense foliage hiding wilted notes and broken hearts Icy teal “Flowers Fade, Standards Don't” script—wear your standards proudly Poisonous beauty that turns classic romance symbols into empowered rebellion Fade-proof intricate print with sharp hard edges—zero cracking, built for endless seasons Exclusive YMLux artistry: dense, multi-layered digital emblem with zero drop shadows—pure premium bite Stocks are wilting fast—snag your venomous bouquet before February 14th. Worldwide shipping, 30-day returns. Stay blooming, stay unbreakable.