A Salt and Battery Assault and Battery

A Salt and Battery! Enjoy this play on words and teach people the mayhem and magic of metaphors. Assault and Battery, no it's A Salt and Battery! Now do they go together? Here they do on http://www.zazzle.com/stupidstew. You're smart if you figure this out!#Assault #Salt #condiment #Batter #Battery #batteries *saline #salty #brackish #brine #shirts #apron #cook #condiments #police