"IT'S NOT YOU....IT'S US. ....OUR SERVERS.ARE DOWN, SO GET YOUR OWN TOWEL!: WAS DESIGNED WITH MOTHERS IN MIND....MOM, GET ME THIS THAT AND THE OTHER THING! YOU CAN CHANGE THE WORD "TOWEL" TO "TOILET PAPER", "SOAP", "SHAMPOO" , "SHAVER"OR WHATEVER YOU WISH....