Love Bites (Literally) T-Shirt | Venomous Valentin Kaffemugg

Outsmart the romance trap with venomous charm. When Valentine’s rolls around with its empty promises, the clever ones don’t fall—they strike first. Our Venomous Valentine Viper T-Shirt delivers that delicious bite in a coiled, heart-shaped serpent emblem: shimmering emerald-teal and deep magenta scales catch the light, fangs dripping subtle heart-shaped venom as it wraps protectively around a cracked brass hourglass. Thorny vines twist through black roses, dense geometric filigree hides tiny discarded love letters, and the whole intricate crest pulses with jewel-toned rebellion. Boldly declared in elegant gunmetal script with pale gold accents: “Love Bites (Literally).” This design slithers from sarcastic singles to couples who bond over toxic ex stories, perfect for anti-Valentine’s parties or everyday armor against bad dates. Search “love bites viper shirt,” “venomous valentine graphic tee,” “sarcastic snake heart apparel,” or “anti dating serpent emblem” and watch it strike—ornate layers meet biting humor in vibrant color. Crafted on plush, breathable tri-blend or cotton that feels like luxury loungewear, pre-shrunk, sized XS–5XL for all, and printed with eco-inks that lock in every metallic gleam and jewel tone with razor-sharp edges. No fuss, no shadows—just pure, hard-edged YMLux magic. Why you'll love this: Coiled viper forming a heart with dripping venom fangs for ultimate toxic love vibes Shimmering teal-magenta scales and black roses adding dark, jewel-toned drama Cracked brass hourglass wrapped in thorny vines—time’s up on bad romance Hidden discarded love letters for that extra layer of sarcastic easter eggs Gunmetal “Love Bites (Literally)” script—wear your cynicism proudly Fade-proof intricate print with sharp hard edges—zero cracking, ready for endless wear Exclusive YMLux artistry: dense, layered digital emblem with zero drop shadows—pure premium bite Stocks are vanishing faster than a ghosted text—grab your venomous armor before February 14th. Worldwide shipping, 30-day returns. Stay lethal, stay lovely.