Pork Rinds & Panic Attacks | Anxious Dachshund T Shirt

When life gets overwhelming, sometimes all you need is a bag of pork rinds... and a long dog with longer feelings. This hilarious t-shirt features an anxious dachshund in full meltdown mode. One paw on their forehead, the other clutching a snack bag of pork rinds. The caption says it all: “Pork Rinds & Panic Attacks.” Whether you’re battling anxiety with humor or just vibing with chaotic energy, this shirt delivers peak snack-fueled emotional distress. Perfect for dog lovers, introverts, over-thinkers, or anyone who’s ever eaten chips while spiraling. Wear it to therapy, brunch, or your next existential crisis.