She Said Self Care, Not Pest Control Hoodie T Shirt

She didn’t ask to be the problem. She is the problem. This hoodie is for the girlies who take “self care” and turn it into a personality trait strong enough to survive an apocalypse. The roach isn’t running away, she’s thriving. She’s moisturized, unbothered, and living rent-free in your kitchen and your mind. Perfect for lounging, plotting, petty behavior, or showing up uninvited like the resilient queen you are. ✨ Features: • Cozy fleece that’ll make your enemies jealous • Unisex fit for every breed of chaos gremlin • Bold print that says “therapy is too expensive, I became the pest” • Perfect for gifting to your most unhinged friend—or yourself. It’s not just a hoodie. It’s a declaration of pest rights.