System Alert Coffee Required SQL Humor Mug Kaffemugg

Start your day with a system alert every data professional understands. This clean, modern coffee mug features a clever SQL query paired with a visual coffee-pour illustration and the message “System Alert: Coffee Required.” Designed for people who work with data, logic, and code — and know that productivity begins after caffeine. Minimal and office-safe, this design delivers smart humor without being loud or gimmicky. It’s a perfect desk companion for analysts, developers, and anyone who lives in SQL and runs on coffee. ☕ Product Highlights Professional, minimalist design with subtle SQL humor Easy to read from a distance — ideal for desks and workspaces Clean visual style that complements modern offices Great balance of logic, humor, and design 🎯 Ideal For SQL Developers Data Analysts & Data Scientists BI & Analytics professionals Tech and engineering teams Coffee lovers in data-driven roles ☕ Mug Details White ceramic coffee mug Available in multiple sizes Design printed on both sides Microwave & dishwasher safe Made to order with high-quality printing