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"I used to just be weird, now I'm a trained professional. I turned my personality defects into career skills." ~Craig Spector <br><br> CRAIG SPECTOR is an award-winning and bestselling author, editor, screenwriter, and musician, with eleven books published, millions of copies sold, and reprints in nine languages. He is also quite possibly one of the weirdest people you will ever meet, but it sneaks up on you. Children and other small mammals like him; old people and normals are often taken aback at first but later agree he was quite charming. But he still makes them nervous. <br><br> Spector loves the Internet yet loathes post literate culture and holds people who don't or won't read with bemused contempt... which sadly includes most of Hollywood and Washington D.C. and over half the Western World. If you're even here he assumes you might care, but if you can't concentrate long enough to read this, he probably doesn't want to hear from you anyway. <br><br> Spector taps his inner Sam Kinison and has Charlie Manson eyes. He sleeps four hours a night, lucid dreams in Technicolor and considers caffeine and nicotine to be food groups. He just says No Thank You, thinks Zero Tolerance is just another word for intolerance, and routinely offers to buy the souls of atheists -- hey, free money. He has no children but enjoys renting them for holidays and social events. He knows that the DSM-IV manual contains thousands of clinical definitions of abnormal and not one definition of normal. He is every mother's dream. <br><br> Spector can be reached pretty much anytime at www.craigspector.com, on facebook, twitter, youtube, reverbnation.com, deviantART.com, and sometimes even in the really real world. <br><br> Be careful what you wish for; he might be coming soon to a city, town, village, hamlet or hovel near you. If you're not scared by now, you're not paying attention. SPEX_RESDOG4.jpg "My goal in life is to poison young minds of all ages... well, that and to have my own cult -- no Kool Aid, but cool. Seriously, it's the second decade of the 21st century and we live in craven times. Greed and stupidity rule über alles. The only hope I see is for weirdos of the world to unite. Otherwise, we're screwed. We might be anyway, but in the meantime, fear is a renewable resource. Use it well." ~Craig Spector
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